"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."-John Lennon

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via sniffing)

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n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

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aystef:

bleediingcodeine:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Weaaaak

aystef:

bleediingcodeine:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Weaaaak

(Source: memewhore, via goldcollars)

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standpoor:

Heathers (1988)

fav movie af

(Source: vintagegal, via nckso)

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ghost hunters:can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters:oh so your name is william
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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

(via fiercestfight)

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via fiercestfight)

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